The Under Assistant West Coast Promotion Man
(Nanker Phelge)


Well, I'm waitin' at the bus stop in downtown L.A.
Well, I'm waitin' at the bus stop in downtown L.A.
But I'd much rather be on a boardwalk on Broadway
Well, I'm sittin' here thinkin' just how sharp I am
Well, I'm sittin' here thinkin' just how sharp I am
I'm an under assistant West Coast Promo man
Well I promo groups when they come into town
Well I promo group when they come into town
Well they laugh at my toupee, they're sure to put me down
Well, I'm sittin' here thinkin' just how sharp I am
Well, I'm sittin' here thinkin' just how sharp I am
I'm a necessary talent behind ev'ry rock and roll band
I'm sharp...